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Local man Greg Whitten Jr. really got himself into pickle the morning of November 2, 2016. While Greg was taking a much needed break from scouring the information superhighway for celebrity foot pics, he stumbled upon a facebook post from Hobart, IN all-star disc jockey, John "Bot" Soria that would change his life and peel back the layers of his fragile reality. The story, covered here first at React365, a satire website used for pranking your friends, was one of a manhunt for local meatgazer Scott Miller. Whitten was blown away by the police departments blazen misuse of resources. In a quote that surely has his 5th grade English teacher rolling in her shallow grave, Whitten was quoted as saying, "don't know him... there is no way police dont have anything better to do then having a manhunt for some pervert hanging out in the men's room". He followed this up with a rather assured "lol".
We attempted to reach Whitten for comment but he is currently hiding in shame.
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