Chicago Native Bets on Cubs and wins $3 Million

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"Ask anyone that truly knows me and they'll tell you I'm just an ordinary guy from Chicago that loves his family and the Cubbies!"

Andrew Cooper, 33 and a Chicago native, had been having a terrible week. "I was stressed out and nothing seemed to be going my way but the Cubs were winning and I was alive so that was my silver lining" he told Jake Childs. "When the Cubs were down 3-1 and everyone counted them out I know this was the time to cheer harder."

Andrew, being a life long Cubs fan, said he had watched Back to the Future 2 the day before and it motivated him to bet on the Cubs. "I watched the movie and asked myself what if there was a real catch to this so I took $200 and placed a bet that they'd come back to win in game 7".

The catch paid off! Andrew placed a 15,000 to 1 odds bet on the Chicago Cubs to win the World Series and is not only the happiest winner but quite possibly the luckiest. Andrew even went so far as to place an additional bet stating the Cubs would win the game 8-7 but in the 9th inning instead of the 10th. Because of his scoring prediction bet he was awarded an addition $100,000.

(In total he was awarded an estimated $2.23 million after taxes.)

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