NASA, and Area 51, confirm that Donald Trump is from exo planet Gliese 581D

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Today, the Director of Area 51, Colonel Charles Colden, in Groom Lake, Nevada, USA, confirmed that Donald Trump immigrated to the USA from Gliese 581D, otherwise known as the planet !Xaoh.
Trump, arrived on earth June 14th, 1946, through the space port otherwise known as Area 51.
Trump is 913 earth years old, though he uses the arrival date as his birth date, so as not to confuse earth inhabitants.
"Speculation about Trump's skin colour being fake tan, are false", Colonel Charles said. This is the skin colour of one of many races on Gliese 581D.
The method of transport from Gliese, is a tightly held secret, but suffice to say, that it is a regularly used portal from that planet.
It was also confirmed that David Ike is correct about there being a race of shape shifters from another exo planet, of reptoid type. But they are not on earth in the numbers that David Ike claims.
Thanks to the orange people of Gliese, human technology has advanced 100 fold over the last 50 years. Without the !Xaohinites, projects like the super collider in Switzerland would never have got off the ground.
!Xaohinites have been on earth for around 250,000 years, and have nurtured humanity through their evolution.
The Area 51 portal was discovered by the USAF, whilst looking for a suitable place to manufacture and fly experimental aircraft.

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