2017 South Jersey Salesman of the Year Winner!
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When choosing a winner for the South Jersey Salesman of the Year, we looked carefully at all the high-end design/build firms that South Jersey had to offer. After discovering a company that put its clientele first, we then found the heart of it. At a small design/build firm in Tabernacle, New Jersey, that was salesman Joe Clymer. "Joe has been doing this a long time. Ever since he was in high school he used to come to work. He started in the field," The owner laughed, "but I guess sales was always where he was meant to be." This was said by Lou Amiano, the owner of Amiano and Son. "It's been great to see Joe grow as a man and from a business perspective." He continued. Then he was asked, "If Joe had to describe himself in one statement, what do you think he would say?" Lou spoke, "I think Joe would describe himself," he looked off, really examining the question, "I'm a closer." One example of Joe's salesman charisma is; When a client says they never want you in their home again, do you rebut? No, you simply never go back nor return any of their calls again. That's dedication people! It's putting in those late night hours and getting those big tires put on your already jacked-up jeep! All in all, finding someone like Joe, is like finding a needle in a hay stack. Now what does, "someone like Joe," mean? Well, the perfect instance to describe it, would be finding someone who would do anything to get what they want. Like kicking down a women's bathroom door in a small Italian restaurant, just like that. Lastly, the characteristics of an award wining salesman are as follows; Plastering everything you own lime green, from your room, car, and even desk. Having a stocked fridge of Jack Daniel's with some Coca-Cola in the back. Tight jeans. Impulse buying three hundred dollar sunglasses. Buying a "Pug's Life," T-Shirt. Being obsessed with puggles. Following, "Doug the Pug." Being the proud owner of an actual puggle. Naming that puggle Buster Brown. Lastly, being the best, nephew, son, cousin, and employee anyone could ask for. So congratulations Joe Clymer, your always number one in our books!
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