Trump Banned from Twitter After YVC English Students' Discussion
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Last week a class of online students at Yakima Valley College posted in a discussion board about the many rantings of Donald Trump on the social media website Twitter. Some students applauded Trump's tweets, but most were astonished. One student, however, decided to take it further than to simply post on a discussion board. This student decided instead to begin a petition to have Trump banned from Twitter and end his villainous tweets.
"No longer will I sit back and act as if these things don't matter. I will not allow Trump to disrespect the people of the United States or the world beyond! Sign my petition to have Donald Trump forever banned from Twitter. Take away his right to share his heinous thoughts in 140 characters or less!" This was posted on the discussion board followed by cheers of encouragement. His peers commented, "signed" to signify that they had contributed to the petition to take Trump off of Twitter.
In the week following, screenshots of the Canvas-based discussion have gone viral. People around the world have signed up to take Trumps voice off of Twitter, and it has garnered 14,489,574,985 signatures! This petition was not only a list of people against Trumps tweeted words, but each signature stood for a threat to boycott Twitter. This would destroy the social media site, and their stocks had already begun to decline in value, so they conceded. Trump's profile was removed and his privilege to share short thoughts was taken with it.
The student responsible for the petition will receive a Nobel Peace Prize in the upcoming months as a reward for his service to the people of the United States and beyond.
Next Wednesday Trump will hold a press conference to discuss this. He was going to tweet about it, but...
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