Disaster at Laser Pointing Championship
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The inaugural LPC league has been cancelled after a tragic accident after a practice round. Although all contestants are required to wear eye protection the horn had sounded clearing the laser lanes. That's when the tragedy struck. One athlete, David "Dead Eye" Johnson was placing his equipment away when he accidentally turns on his laser, dropping it and as it rolled along the floor it blinded 14 other athletes.
One athlete had left the facility and was in the interview room when the screams of his fellow athletes reached him. Brian "Lazer *$" Hightower ran back to the room, risking his own eyes to help his fellow athletes.
The head office of the LPC issued the following statement. "Due to the horrible accident, the LPC will be closed down and to respect the blinded athletes that will never have the joy of pointing a laser it will be disbanded and never opened again." Debbie "Laser Lips" Kowolski went on to say that no charges would be brought against "Dead Eye" at this time.
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