Hometown hero donates 5 foot beard to make wigs for cancer patients.
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Muncie Indiana has a new kind of hero.A local man who only goes by Jamaster J.D. donated his "duck dynasty" sized beard to a good cause today.He had been trying to set a Guiness world's record by swallowing his own beard.A Russian man grew a 6ft beard and swallowed it,holding it for ten seconds before pulling it back out.Ever since reading about it,he said it became a goal of his to achieve.J.D. had been growing his beard for nearly 8 years,but it only grew to .5.5 ft not allowing him to achieve the feat of beating Hymee Styvenstant of Kilgore Russias' record, set in 1998.So what better thing to do than to donate it to make a wig for an African American friend who had recently lost all his hair due to chemotherapy.Luckily his friend wanted the BoB Marley treatment,because a five foot long beard with dreads was made ecspecially for him by "Frans Oblique Beatique" at 1700 Tidwell ave.Muncie Indiana.When asked how she liked her mans beard now,his girlfriend said "Now I have nothing to yank on when he gives her a horseback ride to make him turn left or right",but giggling she said seriously, "he takes a lot less time in the shower".
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