Missing College Student Found in Forest

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Kim Taehyung, 23, went missing late Saturday night. Police found blood and a broken phone at the scene, but no other evidence leading them to the victim or the perpetrator of the suspected attack. Police continued to investigate and hoped to find the victim alive.

Days later, disturbing letters addressed to Kim were found in Kim’s apartment. Unfortunately, the letters did not provide enough evidence to lead police to the criminal.

On Wednesday evening, Kim’s friend visited Kim’s apartment and found that a strange man had broken in. Kim’s friend fled the scene and called the police. The man was apprehended by the police and is assumed to be the criminal who attacked Kim and wrote the disturbing letters.

In the same night, Kim’s significant other found him alive, hidden in a large, empty sewer in the forest. The sewer has not been used in years. The criminal is thought to have dumped Kim in it, put the large grate top in place and covered it as effectively as possible.

Medics say Kim would not have survived another day, had he not been found.

In a brief statement given to the police, Kim explained that the man approached him late at night when he was walking home, and attempted to sexually assault him. When Kim fought back, the perpetrator grew angry and beat Kim severely, until he lost consciousness.

Kim is currently stable and receiving treatment for his injuries, as well as dehydration.

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