Joseph Marcinowski newest recruit to NASA's astronaut team.
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A young 13 year old boy has just been announced to just have been recruited and assigned to NASA's newest asternout team of 2023. How this young born leader got here is from a series of official NASA surveys released in January 2018, the winner would carry on to an official NASA astronaut in 2023. In A press conference in Boston with NASA's board of director's sayed the boy was the first person to take the test and pass with a perfect score. When Joseph heard this he started crying with tears of joy and said "this is the seriously the greatest day of my life." . Joseph will began his training in 3 weeks at NASAs Jet propulsion laboratory in California to be granted clearance to go to the ISS for the first time in 2023. Part of the team has already been announced including Albert Robertson age 14. Chloe Kings age 13. Olivia Wilde age 13. And Jack Sntron age 15. This will be the youngest team of people to enter and explore the new frontier but for now well just need to find out. Incase you failed to notice this is fake news.
Reporter: Eric Lucke
Source, New Yorker
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