Breaking News! Thai Children’s Soccer Team Rescued From Underground Cave!
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Cheers erupted as the last of a Thai soccer team was pulled from an underground cave they were trapped in for more than two weeks. In an unexpected twist the NFL played a huge part in maintaining the high spirits and amazing mental fortitude of the young boys., who were trapped along with their coach., hundreds of feet into a subterranean cave despite the threat of heavy rains raising the water levels within. An international force of divers from several countries including England worked feverishly to free the children over several days.
As each child emerged from more than a two hour extraction they were expectedly a bit slimmer due to lack of proper nutrition but surprisingly none the worse for wear in terms of their mental disposition. Many of them smiling as they were escorted to medical services.
When asked how could anyone let alone children remain in such high spirits despite being trapped underground for two weeks., puzzled rescue officials replied: “We’re not sure., they said something about the NY Giants 2017 season was already down there when they arrived. They occupied themselves reviewing that season. Saying they may be trapped....but at LEAST they weren’t the 2017 Giants”. An inquiry was made to if further rescue efforts would be done to extract the Giants previous season and one official said: “We don’t think so...it was a massive effort just to collect these kids.., we don’t have the technology. that Giants season I’m afraid is a goner.”
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