Are Takashi Shirogane and Allura Faking Their Relationship?
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So for starters, I think it’s important I address the fact that I am NOT accusing Shiro and Allura of being liars, I’m just giving you all something to think about. Though, let’s face it- Hollywood has been kind of dry lately, who wouldn’t love a little bit of scandalous drama?
The first thing i would like to point out is this; every picture of them together is posed. Seriously- you can never find even a paparazzi snapshot of them holding hands on the street. Google it! Every picture of them out and about has someone else joining them. Every picture of them alone is posed with a background. Even in those photos, there’s a strange blankness in their eyes. They’re actors, yet they shouldn’t have to fake that kind of love! Shiro seems extra stiff in all of those photos, and Allura can’t seem to meet his eye. Maybe I’m misreading things... but maybe they seem uncomfortable because they’re not actually dating.
The next thing I’d like to bring attention to the most popular image circling the internet right now. I tried to upload it with the article, but it got taken down because it “Violates User Privacy,” so I’ll just describe it- It’s a shot looking into a café, the picture obviously taken from across the street looking in the window. In the image, there are two men, sitting across from each other at a table, hands linked on the tabletop. A lens glare hits the window at just the right angle, blocking the two men’s faces. However, a little tuft of black hair can be seen coming up over the glare. Voltron fans speculate that it’s Shiro on a date with some mystery man, and that he’s using Allura as a cover up.
Now here’s the grand finale. We have exclusive, never before seen leaks from a deleted interview from a month ago. The idea surrounding the crew here on VBuzz is that this was supposed to be Allura’s coming out interview, and then was cancelled because Allura decided last minute she didn’t want to come out on someone’s podcast. The podcast was recorded by ZenGardenGeek. Due to copyright issues I could not post the audio, but here is the manuscript. It starts about ten minutes into the interview.
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ZenGardenGeek: So, I understand you and Shiro have been together for a while now, right? How long, almost a year?
Allura: [nervous laughter] Yes, we were together for thirteen months.
ZGG: Wow, thirteen months. He must be a pretty great- hold up did you say were?
A: Yeah [nervous laughter] we broke up about two weeks ago, we just didn’t make it public.
ZGG: Yikes, how you holding up?
A: Pretty well, actually. See- we got together knowing it wouldn’t last, and-
ZGG: Woah, woah, woah, you’re joking, right? You got together with the intention of breaking up?
A: Yeah-
ZGG: Wow, you were both aware of this?
A: Yes, actually there’s a story that goes behind it that’d I’d like to share if you don’t mind.
ZGG: Not at all, this is a judge-free platform.
A: [nervous laughter] Okay, thanks. As a preface, when Voltron took off a year ago, Shiro and I were worried that the public would stop watching the show due to some of our... home life ideals which I’ll explain in a minute. We decided that to... distract the fan base and in order to gain and/or keep a following, we should get together. That way, people could have a behind-the-scenes thing to love about the show and actors, and we could keep them from ever finding out about certain aspects of our home life.
ZGG: And what aspects are those?
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The rest of the audio is distorted and hard to understand, and it cuts out all together about a minute later. Here at VBuzz, we speculate that those hidden aspects of home life are the relationship between Shiro and/or Allura with their same-sex partner. We have an exclusive interview coming out in next week’s article, following the Voltron; Behind the Scenes panel next Sunday. Be sure to stay tuned and stay on the lookout for any more evidence that Takashi Shirogane and Allura are homosexuals.
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