RICHTON MAN DISCOVERED ON RIVER BANK
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Mitchell Holland aka Pooh was found naked and alone with only a flashlight this weekend after missing for three days. Again this poor man fell victim to disturbing circumstance. While still clinging tightly to the condom hanging from behind him he stated he and friends were out camping and doing some late night hunting. Turns out this was a trip he'd rather forget.
With his brother, Heath, and long time bro-panion Destin Lott, the trip began like any other...until that night. Mitchell had This to say, " You see what had happened was they said hey let's go camping. And I didn't think nothin' bout it....wasn't like they'd get me in a fence Again. So we went camping." He continued, " any ways... Destin come up from behind have me a big bear hug and asked if I was to wake up with my mouth and butt hurting from this trip, would I tell anyone. I said no. Ya see they had me way back in the woods and i knowed I couldn't follow my tracks re-backwards from where I came. Heath handed me a flashlight and said he wouldn't say anything if took This bag he had and flashlight and go catch one of them damn snipe we we're always hearing about... I searched but never seen none and here y'all are...soo that's that!"
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