Russia's plans on mining an Asteroid - Secret conflict with America
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The swedish Hacker Leon Hopp was recently arrested and sentenced to 40 years in prison for hacking into the database of the Russian Government. After bypassing its various security algorithms Hopp posted his findings in a barely known forum called “Bitreg”. The leaked documents were quickly removed by the sites owner Kevin Aldenburg after being contacted by Russian Agents. The documents contained both plans for mining minerals from the Asteroid “1992 QN”, as well as Russia’s plan on keeping other countries, especially America, away from the resources with possibly military ways. The Asteroid is expected to bypass Earth in 2024. The Russian space agency Roscosmos is tasked with sending out a mining drone to retrieve various Minerals such as Lanthan-17, Lutetium-36 and even Dysprosium-2, a highly radioactive metal which has not been found naturally before. Russia’s willingness on using military ways to secure these rare minerals for themselves will be the next big topic of discussion around the world, since Russia’s behaviour clearly contradicts many aspects of the international space law and the Outer Space Treaty.
Additionally, both Nasa and SpaceX have supposedly suffered from hacker attacks of unknown origin. In an interview, Elon Musk, CEO and CTO of SpaceX, explained that “it is not known where the hacker attacks come from, though their intention is very clear. Someone definitely wants to stop our technological progress in terms of space activity, which is rather bizarre.”. Neither NASA, nor Roscosmos and both the American and Russian Government have made a statement about this issue yet and are expected to give an explanation on this situation within the next few months.
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