People Who Play Sports Are Smarter Than Those Who Don’t
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By: Waldo Davenport
Many teenagers enjoy to play sports and most of which have very advanced brains. The reason for this is when athletes have to think about their next play it stimulates endorphins in the brain which allows their brain to become more developed.
Athletes are able to think through more complex situations. It is a stereotype that athletes are not smart because they make mediocre grades. The reason for this is because they do not have time to study after long practices or games. This does not mean that the athletes are not smart, because with the right amount of time to study their test scores would be able to blow other students (who don't play sports) test scores out of the water. Athletes typically start thinking about and engaging colleges at an earlier age than other students because of the nature of the recruiting process. This allows them to make sure they stay on track to be admitted to the schools they want to get into. With colleges in mind it helps them focus on academics which shows an increase in scores because they have spent more time studying.
Athletes are capable of being academically and physically advanced at the same time if they had more time in their lives. Athletes had higher grade point averages (GPA), and performed better on standardized tests than non-athletes.
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