TEENAGER COMMITS TOASTER BATH

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By: James Mills

Early in the morning on August 21, 2018 young teenager Joey Thein life was gone forever. He decided to make a poor decision in which he would take a bath and eat breakfast at the same time. Although he knew the consequences, he didn't want to be late to school on the first day. Little do we know that he would suffer a painful electrical death.

His parents were still sleeping so they were unable to stop this unfortunate decision. Joey Thein had got in into the bathtub at around 7:40 AM. Surprisingly, it was all going excellent for an approximate of 15 minutes. At around 7:55 AM is when Joey was unexpectedly shocked to death. His parents said "We heard the screaming and as we opened our eyes everything was dark, we tried turning on the lights but they wouldn't work." The family suffered a rough week and prayers were sent to the Thein family from all over the world including Joey's school.

According to the parents, Joey was 14 and was going into his 1st year of highschool. Ofcourse he thought he couldn't miss his first day at a new school and made a poor choice. Joey was a average learning student: he got b's and a's (found due to his report cards). Joey's grandparents stated "It was unfortunate news to hear that my baby had died due to an electrical shock." The school had a moment of silence on the second day of school informed the faculty.

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