Reddit to "suspend for an undetermined amount of time" all users who make posts against China
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Today Reddit has announced that, as a part of its partnership with Tauncent Incorporated, it will ban all users who critize the chinese government and dont contribute hot cash revenue; "usually users who critize China don't tend to buy gold to give it to the hailcorporate posts on all the subs, meaning they are bad" the unofficial leader of Reddit, Elver Galarga, proclaimed. As a side note, all the users who post on r/le_glumpf will be banned since they support the trade war against the chinese.
"It will bring a new golden era for investments in Reddit" Elver claimed. Mods now will be required to firm a "support agreement" where they compromise to ban all users who dare to make any post against China or corporations. If you want to make this kind of posts however, you would either need to buy reddit coins (meaning you contributed to the revenue) or post it on r/China_critic, which will be monitored by payed mods.
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