ALIENS BURN BALMORAL STATE HIGH SCHOOL
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On July 19th, 2019 a UFO was spotted hovering above the park across the road from Balmoral State High School it was shaped like an avocado with flashing red and white lights. Later in the day some purple blobs were spotted by a young girl in the toilets playing with the toilet paper and wrapping each other in it and that’s not all the blobs weren’t only playing with the toilet paper they were also sitting in the toilet and flushing and laughing at each other while they spun around. The young girl gave us a small description she said, “before I ran out, I managed to see that they had 2 eyes, arms and had a weird hook thing on their heads”. The somewhat alien blobs were speaking a very odd language. Later in this unusual day a group of young boys saw the aliens and told Mrs Galloway the aliens were found playing with fire on top of F and K Block. The aliens sat there for a further week working on an abnormal structure. In the following week the aliens came down with this very weird object they had been making, they touched this object and started speaking like the average person would they clearly said “ we are the tribe of Barny we are here on very important business for our master Clive we come from the planet Malteser and are here to burn your school because we have noticed that there is to many structures on this planet called earth and we want to get rid of them so we are going to burn down this building”. A teacher came rushing down to stop the blobs but by the time the teacher got there k block was already on fire.
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