Rock Hill Pipe Burst Traced to Local School
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Last Thursday, a 24 inch pipe burst on Cherry Road in Rock Hill, SC. The pipe burst caused a lowered water pressure for homes in surrounding areas and a loss of 60 million gallons of water. The pipe was later removed and people were advised to boil their water before consumption.
As it turns out the pipe was planned on being replaced in a year and a half, as the pipe it self was surprisingly 60 years old. The pipe was replaced and water pressure returned to normal in every home affected, yet the boil water advisory still remained. This was due to the fact that the water needed to be tested for contaminants. On Friday, it was determined that the water was safe to drink and everything could return to normal.
That is, until the next discovery unfolded. On the scene a Fiji™? water bottle was found, but nothing was thought of it. But, when the pipe was inspected and traces of plastic were found, the bottle was retrieved and sent for examination. After testing, the bottle was traced to Fort Mill, coming from Catawba Ridge High School. The bottle had somehow gotten into the high school’s plumbing system and, due to the bottle’s shape and nature, punctured the already weak pipe in Rock Hill.
The school will be questioned October 15th on the presence of the bottle in their system. More information on this story as it unfolds.
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