Local man arrested for indecent exposure
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Limerick native Noel moloney aged 46, was up before the district court this Tuesday morning on two counts of indecent exposure, moloney pictured above was on a booze filled rampage on Sunday last with his brother, having fell asleep in smyths bar and been asked by security to leave mr moloney proceeded to undo his trousers and told the female bouncer to "take it out of that" asked by the judge what he meant Mr moloney replied "I did in my bolox your honour" the second incident happened outside chicken hut at approximately 3:15am when two gardai noticed Mr moloney asleep with his face inside a snackbox on the street, trying to assist him to his feet, he asked the gardai did they want to see an elephant...he opened his zipper emptied his pockets and said "now make an elephant outta that" the trial has been suspended until tomorrow as judge o Donnell has required a full mental report on Mr moloney
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