Local suspect of Today's murder, Died in Dentention Center
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Nickole Adcock, 24, of Owensboro was found dead in the lobby of Daviess county Dentention Center this afternoon. Adcock was arrested & charged earlier today in the murder of her friend Cassie Knott, 23, also of Owensboro. Adcock accomplish was Catherine Millay, 25, of Stanley who was also arrested & charged. Millay is being held in protective custody until further notice. Several guards stated Angry locals charged into the Detention Center this afternoon with flaming stakes, pitchforks & other weapons demanding Adcock & Millay. Guards followed protocol to try & defuse the situation but were outnumbered by the locals. They eventually made it through all of the locked doors & found Adcock in General population where they preached to her all the way back to the lobby. Adcock continued to laugh stating she was innocent because it was a PRANK. She continued to explain if the locals would just take a moment & read the article that has their panies in such a wad they would see it's a PRANK site & she is not the first one to come up with one.
After approximately an hour of preaching & throwing rocks at Adcock, she collapsed. Coroner stated cause of death was excessive uptightness & lack of sarcasm.
UPDATE: Knott was allegedly found alive & breathing. Upset because the picture of choice.
LATEST UPDATE: Adcock was found alive & innocent. She wrote this post. Millay was also found innocent.
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