Girl who has punctuality issues showing improvement
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If you think being 5 minutes late is atrocious; wait til you meet Vivian. This serial late comer arrives on time once in a blue moon, prompting many of her friends and family to express concern about her lack of punctuality.
"There are times when she only leaves her home on the time we are supposed to meet," testifies one close confidante of hers who declined to be named.
However, things are not as bad as it seems. She has shown to make a change to be more punctual, and possibly even be early, sources said. Our reporters caught up with her after a stake out following a tip off that she was going to leave her home 1 hour before the meeting time.
"I always knew I had a problem. Just never recognised the magnitude of it until Webster's online dictionary sent me an email wanting to put my name as a synonym to being late... then i realised how much of an issue it was."
She is showing signs of improvement, as she is now no later than 10minutes late for her classes.
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