Wanted - Manhunt start for young lad called gruff

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1am on the saturday night Police were rushed to the scene of a young lad aged 16 covered in his own sick, assaulting elderly women. He was said to have been drinking uncontrollably and wasn't in the correct state of mind.
Police and medics were called by nearby neighbours, who said the scene was horrific. One witness said, "at one point he was swinging a 70 year old woman by her ears". Another witness who is also one of gruff'sgood friends meredydd said this;
"What i saw was not the stead i knew, after growing up together seeing him like that blew me away, it was upsetting and i really do hope those grans are ok." He continued with, "i'm glad he's going down for it, he needs the help, someone could have died".
Gruff's family are distraught and haven't been to see him since he's been put away.

After the whole incident was over, all three of the elderly women were alive luckily. They may be free with their lifes, but the stretches on their ears and bruises will always be a scar in their minds.
We also got a chance to speak to Gruff, but it wasn't the apology we expected.
He said, "f*ck b**ches make money, i do what i want, f*ck the police.
Obviously Gruff seeks help, and will be appearing in court on the 2nd of December to decide his further fate.

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