Man sentenced to life in prison refuses to leave the court.
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Patrick Ryan Billabone of Cregough, Birdhill was today given a life sentence by Nenagh District Court but refused to leave his position in his seat.
Patrick, better known as "George" , "Mush" or "Moss" by friends, had received a life sentence for multiple cases of refusing payment to a variety of organisations, the most recent being in Cooper's Bar, Birdhill where he insisted on pulling his own pints of Guinness without paying from 11am until 4am the following morning. "Came in with 25EURO and left with 25EURO, Some craic YURT" Pa told the court. When asked his reason behind non-payment Pa's response was: "Pay for NATHIN!". After a unanimous decision by the court deciding Patrick to be guilty, he insisted that he would not leave his seat because he was most definetely right. "Sure it wasn't me, Ye are all wrong I AM RIGHT" Pa mumbled in the court.
Pa remains in Nenagh District Court for the last 12 hours and is still adamant that he is right. "I'm right sure, I'll stay here all day sure some craic YURT!".
Patrick is to return to the court at a later date on a further accusation of attempted murder of Daniel Carew in September.
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