Bryan set to replace Cody as Ned Quinn calls for change
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A big change is set to be announced by the Kilkenny County board as Sean Bryan (John Lockes) is set to takeover the helm as Kilkenny senior hurling manager. It is not yet confirmed who his backroom team will be but rumours are rampant that his 2 selectors will be Bosco Bryan (John Lockes) and Seanie Hogan (John Lockes) with Peter "Chap Cleere (Blacks & Whites) handling the strength & conditioning. When asked Sean said "expect big things from this new era of Kilkenny hurling. Our main priority is to try redraw the county border and hopefully poach some talent from Tipperary. We have and £85 million pound bid in place for Seamus Callanan hopefully he'll join." He was also asked about the style of play he wants future Kilkenny teams to play to which he replied "I want to mix a blend of experience and skill. We've already recalled veterans like John O'Neill , Sean "Bun" Mealy , John Hoyne Dennis Byrne and Jimmy Coogan" he continued "Cody is a tough act to follow but I believe I'm the man and I don't believe in farcical drinking bans or any gymwork nonsense Shane Prendergast (Clara) is to stay on as captain as no O'Loughlins man was deemed good enough by Einie to make the squad with David Walton (James Stephens) being vice captain" it surely is exciting times in Kilkenny we wish you all the best Seán.
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