It's Christmas time at The Screen Door
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The Screen Door's annual Christmas Open House is this Friday Nov 4th and Saturday Nov 5th. Doors open at 9:00am. The popular local shop specializes in handcrafted home decor, custom furniture and one of a kind pieces from local artisans.
Located in historic Greenville, Kentucky this primitives and gift shop has a cozy, welcoming atmosphere where everyone is welcome to sit and chat with the wonderful staff. People statewide and beyond visit The Screen Door to visit the local shop mascot, a rescued kitty named Ms. Lucy.
Wooden signs and plaques, wreaths, country decor and primitives adorn the building. A calm, down to earth atmosphere is a welcome change from the crowded big box stores. Amish goods are sold here as well as the famous Candleberry candle line. If your looking for recycled and upcycled items they have you covered. They can even build cabinets, tables, shelf units and even complete kitchens to your specs.
Expansion and additional product lines are planned for the new year. Custom framing is in the works soon. Rumors are stirring of the possibility of a line of coffees, spices, sweets as well as their handmade ghee and compound butters. All natural cleaners and detergents are expected to line shelves soon and we have been told to expect a major expansion into the food service area via a small take out shop or food truck......info will be updated when available.
If your looking for a great place to stop on your next road trip or looking for that one of a kind gift for that someone special, The Screen Door in Big John Plaza, Greenville, KY is a must.
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