New evidence shows James Buchanan shot Alexander Hamilton
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New images have shown that it was former President James Buchanan that had shot and killed Alexander Hamilton and not Aaron Burr. This amazing new discovery changes much for United States history. Responding to the new evidence was former President Franklin Pierce "I knew nothing good would ever come from James Buchanan. He was a terrible and awful person." Neither Aaron Burr or James Buchanan could be reached for comment.
The man in the top hat next to Aaron Burr did say "They were getting ready to shoot when all of a sudden James Buchanan comes running out of the woods shooting like a mad man. He also was mumbling strange.
Many historians have called this new piece of evidence groundbreaking and go on to say that it changes of the history we learned about the early years of the new United States of America. It should also be noted that now the milk guy who was eating a peanut butter sandwich would of still lost even if the DJ had understood him.
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