Poop bandit has Highland Park Jewish Community Requesting additional Police Patrols
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Highland Park, NJ. -- A stinky situation at a popular park has a community down in the dumps.
An unusual and unsanitary vandal has been polluting the Schmuley Shalom Community Park in Highland Park, New Jersey. Middlesex County Department of Parks and Recreation said human poop has been found about four to five times in the last few months.It was inside the little stall over there," said Keren Goldfarb, as she pointed to the playground equipment where she found a pile of poop hidden where her two-year-old son Avi plays. "Nobody would want your kids to have to deal with that on a playground."
Officials said the person responsible is hiding the poop under a shirt ,yarmulke or bags of a popular Israeli peanut butter snack and when a child or parent picks it up they get a nasty surprise.
"To defecate outside is one thing, but then in a kids park where kids can easily fall into it, that really shocks me," said Boaz Primost, who was at the park playing with his son, Rami.
The culprit has been tough to sniff out. Officials with Parks and Recreation believe it's happening after hours in the dark. We report that each time it's reported, workers have cleaned it up and disinfected the area. In addition to the feces left by the vandal there have been reports that the suspect might use an electronic cigarette called a "Vape" due to a sweet smell and smoke lingering in the area .
Now, Highland Park Police are stepping up patrols. If caught, the person could be charged with a misdemeanor because urinating and defecating in public is prohibited, said police.
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