Another Political Refugee Flees California and Moves to Arkansas
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A husband and wife duo, who wish to remain un-named, from the crime and communist infested state of California have found their way to the safety of Arkansas.
"It is just out of control out there! We had to get out while we still could." The wife answered when asked why they moved. The husband, who asked not to be photographed, added, "They are going to release violent criminals and take away our ability to defend ourselves. Everything is illegal out there. You can't wash your car, get a plastic bag for your groceries, buy ammunition, give your Grandfather's rifle to your kids, and may the good lord help you if you give a hunting buddy a cartridge if he runs out. The stupid gun laws are the main reason I wanted to leave. That and they fact that unless a criminal steals more than $1000.00, it is catch and release. They just take their photo and let them go."
Both agreed Arkansas is much more conservative than California and they consider that a plus. The number of people voting for a living in California far outnumber those who actually work for a living was a shared view of this couple.
This reporter has found other families with very similar views in recent weeks and it seems to be a trend. Reports that Governor Brown may close the boarders to those relocating from California and only allowing them to exit after paying an exit fee may change all this in the future, but for now there seems to be a steady stream of refugees fleeing California for political reasons.
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