2016 Purge?: On The Topic
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Bush, Clinton, and Obama? Are they all in on it?
They take the purge movie and bring it into real business
due to Donald Trump's win at Elect-President. And the catch is that
they can get away with this legally.
In USA, they have recently passed a law that if the secret service shoots a
candidate or president, they have the right to plead the fifth and call the case
a "misunderstanding" and that they have tried to "save" the president and
"miscalculated" a shot. The other catch is that the secret service is all in on this, colliding
with Bush, Clinton, AND Obama. They have posted on twitter that they were going to make
President-Elect Trump "pay" for what he is becoming, or doing. Twitter has deleted the posts, but they are kept by screenshots, open for everyone to see.
Rumors are said that Former President Clinton will hire tanks and military mercenaries to attack not only america, but Trump's Manhattan Penthouse, and even assassinate Trump if possible. The tanks and mercenaries were said to be payed by Hillary Clinton's stolen tax funds and stolen presidential campaign funds. Another rumor is that President Putin will join in the madness, and not only assassinate Trump, but plan for world domination. This was proven many times, and here comes the day that the world may be dominated.
There is no specific date of when it will happen, but it will be before Trump is in office, or the day of his election as president. Remember to buckle up and be ready for world domination. Get your purge shelters ready, america! God bless the former founding fathers!
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