The Murder of 4 Men early Sunday morning leaves little town frightened and devastated.

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A late call Saturday night,came from a frightened couple in downtown Bersham, On August 24, 2015 3:15am sunday morning with complaints of a foul oder of death around there residence, detective Stacy says the couple stated.
As Bpd persue there mission downtown to see what the foul oder is that's lingering around the couples residence , while searching they stumble across a 9mm shell.Officer Darrow ask the couple do the own any fire arms or ammunition,the couple says no.
"Once we found the 9mm shell and placed it with this oder of death we instantly thought murder happend nearby", Detective Darrow says.As the Bpd search the perimeter for any new leads,they stumble across eight more shells, four 9mm shells,two Glock 17 shells and Two 45 shells,a couple miles away from the residence.police call the homicide unit to join them.When homicide unit shows up to the couples residence detectives waste no time getting to this case.
While the search was still going the homicide division comes across Two Bodies in a shallow ditch by the lake 2 miles away from the residents and another three body's found a mile away from the residence.The first victim Clarence Lowery, 23 was shot three times,two to the upper torso and one to the head.The second victim Gerald Perosi 18 was executed with a single shot to the head with a 45 handgun,victim died instantly,the other two victims died in a nearby hospital with fatal gun wounds to the upper torso and neck area.





There are no suspects at the moment,But if you have any information contact the Bpd Emidiatly,Thank you.

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