Frankfort woman arrested for stealing Christmas gifts
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Tanna Ford was arrested Monday on burglary charges for the Friday night porch poaching. Clinton County deputies tracked the 33-year-old down after her victim posted surveillance video to Facebook showing the thievery.
“ The fact that she stole from a neighbors front porch in broad daylight is shocking,” Sheriff Jeff Ward told WLFI. “And, then my wife saw it on Facebook and knew more about it than I did.”
Ford, plucked the two UPS boxes around 10 p.m. Friday, officials said. The homeowners — a cop and his wife — and their 2-year-old daughter were home at the time.
The mom grabbed her daughter and ran to a bedroom, where they watched the surveillance feed from the front door camera. She watched as Ford threw the boxes into a plastic bag and fled in her car.
The packages were filled with Christmas gifts for the couple’s daughter.
The robbery victim posted the footage on Facebook, where it racked up more than 5,000 views. Ford dropped the opened packages back off at the home early Monday . She was arrested later that day.
“Here’s the word. We’re watching the porch pirates. The people of the community are watching the porch pirates,” Ward warned. “Facebook is watching the porch pirates. We’re gonna put you in jail and you’ll stay in our jail where you won’t need any presents.”
Ford — who was on probation for shoplifting from a Menard's earlier this year — is being held without bond. She faces unarmed burglary, petty theft and violation of probation charges.
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