Facts About Ashton Irwin That You 100 Didn't Know Of ! ! !
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I know for sure that most of you have never heard of these facts about Ashton Irwin. They are the most puzzling known to anyone, especially since they have never been heard of by anyone but us. Now, how about if we begin?
1) Ashton's favorite color is red. I know that most of you know this, but you don't know the reason behind it. He only loves Red because it's the color of blood. He has also been seen wearing things with at least some shade of red on them. A red bandana, shirt, drumsticks, something that involves that color. He was seen with a white shirt that included a red paint stain, or maybe it could have been blood. Who really knows these days.
2) Ashton's favorite mythical beings are Vampires. That ties along with his favorite color, mainly because Vampires always drink blood. It was a bit gruesome to know why he loved his favorite color, but it added up when we heard this fact. Following along with this, he was seen wearing a Vampire shirt to one of his concerts, with what looked like blood or paint blotches surrounding the ripped holes.
3) Everyone knows, or at least almost everyone, that Ashton is allergic to Cats. Adding on to that list, he's very allergic to Garlic. This was very confusing, despite that fact that he was seen eating it earlier on this week. Publicly, as well. One of our fellow reporters saw him doing this and decided to write down all that she had seen, and had managed to get it back to us for purposes, mainly for this article.
4) Ashton has never been seen in sunlight. He has never stepped foot in it, which makes everyone wonder how he became to handsomely tan. He was recorded by our reporter, and the video was supposed to be showing him being taken outside, but the film didn't show any sign of Ashton nearby. It nearly confused us to how this was possible, adding on to the fact that it was completely impossible in come cases.
5) Ashton was caught with Vampire Fangs. Seconds before performing at a Miami Beach concert on his most recent tour, Ashton was seen by our same reporter with Vampire Fangs, and he believed that he was alone. We don't have any sort of proof concerning this, because he cannot be seen in any of our cameras. We had managed to collect a picture of this proof, as shown above.
6) Ashton has never been seen on any camera. Well, except the ones that their band uses for music videos and the big screens in concerts. Plus security cameras. But anyways, a few fans were seen taking pictures after a concert with the drummer, but only received false photos of them posing with an invisible person. Our reporter has once again attempted to take pictures of him, but only got the same answer that the fans did.
7) Ashton was seen with someone, via security camera, after a concert. But not in a good way. What was seen afterwards is classified, but since I work with the police, I'm free to share it. The victim (yes, victim) was found, with no pulse, dead on the floor. They had been killed, clearly by Ashton, but one question remains; how did he do it?
These were Seven facts about Ashton Irwin that I know you didn't have a clue about. Minus the first fact. Our reporter was caught and killed, but by an unknown figure. We couldn't manage to collect any sayings for any of these facts, sadly, but was somehow did receive her phone in the mail room.
Going back to the topic, I hope you have fun with these facts and I really hope you do believe us when we say that they are all one hundred percent real. have a great rest of the night and keep in mind that these facts are, in fact, real.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
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