"hahaha" killarney carriges in chaos
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Tuesday morning seen absolute chaos on the square in killarney when the horse and carriges came to work!! the main road sign had been taken off the wall in killarneys biggest wall heist ever. we talked to seanie, killarneys longest serving carraige runner. he said " i arrived at 6:50am making loads of noise with the Horse so them bastards in the hotel would get up to go for a spin. we came down the street by the killarney avenue and then shit really hit the road, trigger would go around the roundabout, head start shaking and eyes glancing towards dominos, i told him it was to early to get his favourite 12in Hawaiian pizza but he rared up the bollox frightened the shite out of me. then the other bhoys started to arrive and there was chaos at the square, the horses didnt know where to turn, then paidií shouted over to me SOME BOLLOX IS AFTER ROBBING THE AHAHA SIGN THE FUCKERS DONT KNOW WHERE TO GO! we had to take the horses home they where all over the shop poor fuckers, but the worst thing is there was a bunch of those dozy fucking americans we could a raked it in by jaysus" the gardai where on the scene in seconds and the square was cordoned off today while they scanned looking for evidence! so far one rawl plug was found outside the killarney avenue hotel. gardai are working on many lines of enquiry one which is a north county dublin crime outfit know as the christys, the leader is known to have many signs in his pocession through the years. more to follow....
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