STUDY: Fake News Does Not Actually Exist
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OMAHA, NE -- The results of a six-year study conducted by the University of Nebraska was published on Monday morning that indicate that the perceived threat of dishonest or misleading news content (more popularly referred to as "fake news") is actually just that: perceived.
Dr. William Shatner, the head of the University of Nebraska's Department of ExtrAordinary Discourse (U.N.D.E.A.D.) who led the study over a period of six years, published a paper on the study's findings in the Journal of UnImpeded ControversY (J.U.I.C.Y.), in which he posits that the spread of "fake news" is in fact an urban legend designed to distract from the pursuits of world conquest by secret societies such as the Illuminati and Pee-wee's Herman's Playhouse.
"We started with a very simple process of asking tough questions," writes Shatner. "My lab tech Perry Mason opened a new Google search and typed the phrase 'Does fake news exist?' The results were, to my utter shock and disbelief, almost unilaterally 'no.'"
Dr. Shatner claims that the research almost "did itself" from that point forward.
"It seems to me that there never truly was a threat of biased news that was less than forthright spreading," Shatner continues. "We simply just heard someone say it on TV one day and our society as a whole pretty much just united against it. Fascinating!"
Dr. Shatner plans to publish a similar study on false flag attacks next month.
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