New Leadership In The City's Solid Waste Program
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The city's solid waste department has been dealt a huge blow after Michael Springer put in his resignation. Mr. Springer who has been a key factor in the department's day to day operations since 2005, has decided to step down from his position. Mr. Springer could not be reached for questions. The city manager voiced how affected he was from this decision and how the city will be impacted by it as well. Mr. Springer has been a part of this family since 2005 and it wil be hard to find someone of his capacity to fill the spot. He is on to a different chapter in his life and will be missed. We will pray for him and wish him well in his new adventure. As to if their is anyone lined up for the position as of yet Mr.Hefton replied; There is an employee in mind who could tackle this task head on and has the right experience and perfect leadership, she has been in the city for a great time and works in the Utility Billing department. I can not say her name as of yet, but soon the position will be filled. Mr. Springer is still trying to be reached.
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