Local Pizza Hut Taco bell Combo Commits ARSON to ELIMINATE Competition

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The Black Mountain Pizza Hut Taco Bell combo has tried multiple methods of beating the competition but none of their methods have been as unorthodox as this. On November 2nd 2017 a KFC and a Wendys go up in flames due to exploding fryers. Over cooked batches of McDonald's chicken Mcnuggets are found at both crime scenes attempting to incriminate the restaurant. Camera footage recovered from the ashes expose a break in by the Burger King to get the secret sauce from Wendys but ends up getting thwarted by a fryer that explodes in his face. The king was the only casualty in the two fires. Soon after the fire an investigation revealed tampering with both fryers. The evidence that eventually brought about the true culprit was a left over Doritos Loco Taco and a half eaten pizza. Looks like the criminals brought dinner. Unlucky for the Pizza Hut Taco bell combo the customers did not pour in after the fires, only Bojangles was busy after the Arson was reported. Looks like Arson backfired.
By Cayden Bemis

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