Week 6 Power rankings: Boring games leave fans unexcited

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Not much changes this week with a lack of good matchups. Wizards on a bye, Celtics remain number one after a sound win against the Pelicans, Raptors win nice and easy against the Blazers. And the Jazz barely slip by the Twolves???

Nuggets vs. 76ers began today's struggle, and it was as ugly as it sounds. The 76ers somehow improve to 3 wins which is pretty embarrassing looking at the lack of depth. They still pose as no threat and no one gives a fuck about either team.

Bulls vs. Kings: Bulls win a nail biter here, makes you question their levels of talent, or lack thereof. The Bulls slip to 2-4 with their only wins coming in single digits against the Kings and the Nuggets, who are thought of as the leagues embarrassments.

Cavs vs. Suns: Another day for the over-hyped Cavs to boast a big win against basically no one. The Suns clearly suck balls so this was nothing but a confidence booster for the Cavs. Ivaylo Tochev, better known as the Rage Monster, supposedly scored in double digits for the first time this year, but dont get fooled as all the points came off of BS cherrypicking. It was Declan Digan who truly lead the efforts for the Cavs, scoring 1 point in the Victory.

Celtics vs. Pelicans was probably the matchup of the day. The Celtics had a comfortable lead the whole game, but right when you thought the Pelicans were out of it, they hung in there. Nate Crees of the Celtics reportedly scored in double figures today, but the real story is his beef with Finn Bauer. The two are scheduled to fight tomorrow, with Finn as the heavy favorite.

Raptors vs. Blazers was a feast, as expected. Buggy was on fire from 3 to no ones surprise. The Blazers big talks were nothing for the former league champs. It is becoming more obvious that Brander and Buggy are by far, the best two players in the league.

End of the day was Jazz vs. Twolves. This one was pretty yucky. Just when you think the jazz are good they go shit the bed against a team that is only in the league to fill a spot. Liam O'connell may not be invincible after all. Putting the Jazz 3 makes you think this is anyones league.

Power Rankings:
1) Celtics
2) Wizards
3) Jazz
4) Cavs
5) Pelicans
6) Raptors
7) 76ers
8) Bulls
9) Blazers
10) Twolves
11) Nuggets
12) Suns
13) Kings

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