Cordele’s Very Own “JAWUAN SMITH”

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You’ve all seen it folks, What SENIOR “JAWUAN SMITH” can do. Jawuan is a very athletic “big man”. Here’s some of his states from his senior year combine shortly before making his selection. Jawuan was a 305 Bench Presser, 405 Squatter, 255Power Clean , and a staggering 505 Dead Lift “BEAST” “Oh and let’s not forget the fact that he also ran a 4.9 right after bench pressing 225 for an amount of 27 times, coaches from all over stated they’ve never seen anything like it, someone that dedicated also played the game with passion after suffering a server knee enjury could bounce back like nothing happened, “Says Auburn Head coach Gus Malzahn, I’m very disappointed Jawuan didn’t pick Auburn State to explore his talents but he also didn’t chose one of the other 26 offers he had to choose from instead he took his talents to fort Valley, without actually playing for them it wasn’t a total lose if he does consider to come back into the game I’ll be the first to extend a welcome”...FOR MORE ON JAWUAN SMITH BE SURE TO GO TO www.cordeledispatch.com

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