LLAMAS do nation proud
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Tonight LLAMA HAPPY DAY played in there first EA Cup Final since December. They battled out in a gruesome affair when they went 1-0 down just before the break. In an action packed second half, two goals from Kalia and then one from Smallcalder made it 3-3 but the LLamas lost 4-3 and couldn’t get passed the final hurdle. The team and fans were all gutted but appreciate that this is their first final since December and they will be here again. We spoke to fans favourite player-manager James Stevenson after the game. “ It’s hard one to take right now, I felt the players but the fans most importantly deserved the win and it’s hard to take right now. I am so proud of my players especially Kaiden Kalia and Ryan Smallcalder, I felt they both turned into men in this tournament scoring amazing goals and creating brilliant chances. Overall we will take many things from this experience, the penalty win, the incredible semi final win and most importantly we will take our belief and dreams with us for next time. This is not the end of our journey and we will be back. Some supporters wanted me out the club when we lost 17 games in a row but I’ve done a lot for the fans and I’ve turned this around, now you all see, LLAMA HAPPY DAY back in the headlines, this is where we should be, next time we’ll go on to win it. So that’s it for another EA Cup the team did us all proud, Football may not be coming home but a silver medal has
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