Profile of the week - Richard Turner
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When he was 21, Richard Turner started working as an accountant for a mobile phone company. 'I used to seat at my PC in the office and check the invoices and payments all day, every day. I didn't like my job - it was so boring and repetitive. But I was ambitious: I wanted to gain experience in the accounting field and maybe have my own business one day' he says. So he stayed in the company for about 10 years with no hope of progressing in his career.
One day, he went to a party and met Brian Harris, an old schoolmate. Brian was an agent - he worked for a company called Game World Ltd which produced video games. They talked for a while and Richard told Brian that he wasn't happy with his job. His friend said his company was looking for somebody to work in the Finance Department, so Richard applied to the post. He sent his CV and went for an interview.
In a couple of months, he was an accountant at Game World Ltd. The atmosphere was completely different: it was a dynamic company where people could take the initiative and progress in their careers. Besides, the company would grow day after day and in five years, it was controlling about 30 of the market in England.
Richard became the Finance Department Manager two years ago. 'I still work on everything related to money, that is expenditure and costs', he says.'But the difference is that now I don't do it personally - I coordinate a team that checks invoices and payments like I used to do!'
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