Houston Texans Signs Minor League QB

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Quarterback Brandon Jackson will sign with the Houston Texans for a one year deal for the league minimum, a source told ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter.

After the Houston Texans signed quarterback Brock Osweiler in March, coach Bill O’Brien pointed out that one of the things he likes about his quarterback is his strong arm.

But in Monday’s 27-9 loss to the Denver Broncos, he was unable to take advantage of it.

Osweiler was 0-for-7 on passes that were 15 yards or more downfield. According to ESPN Stats & Information, there were just three games this season in which a quarterback has gone 0-for-7 or worse on those throws, and Osweiler has two of them. The other came in Week 5 against the Minnesota Vikings.

Osweiler said he had a few opportunities to complete deep passes, but he overthrew his receivers on those plays.

“[Throwing downfield] is part of this offense,” Osweiler said. “We try to hit our running backs underneath. We try to hit our tight ends underneath. We like to push the football down the field, and we weren’t able to do that tonight.”

Osweiler finished 22-for-41 for 131 yards, without a touchdown or an interception. His 131 passing yards were the second-fewest in NFL history by a quarterback who attempted at least 40 passes, according to the Elias Sports Bureau. Only Jesse Palmer, who threw for 110 yards on 43 attempts in 2003, has had fewer.

“Give credit where credit is due,” Osweiler said. “The Denver Broncos' defense is a hell of a unit. They are very well coached. They play extremely hard, their chemistry is great and their communication is great. They play extremely fast and they’re physical. They just played better than us tonight.”

Jackson who comes in at 6'3 190, is a bit undersized for the NFL. Although scouts have raved over the talent Jackson possess. He has the ability to play WR in short field situation where Osweiler won't have to make deep throws.

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