KOTD to host first ever "Buried Alive" battle October 29th 2016
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King Of The Dot Canada's fastest growing battle league, will be the host of the first ever "Buried Alive" rap battle. The event will feature KOTD veteran "Bulle BlockBangerz" taking on Prove Yoself veteran "Genocide" who recently just inked a mega deal with King of the dot's "PY" division signing to a 10 year deal. Genocide (who's also known as KOTD's "Top 5 battlers that reach" written by Chris Mitchell of BattleRap.com) had this to say about his new contract "I think it's a honour for a PY vet like me to receive a contract like this, I've been here since the start and it shows that hard work pays off and now I'll be able to prove myself for many more years to come" this will be Genocide's first and possibly last battle of his new 10 year contract as he has agreed to a "Buried Alive" match up with Toronto legend Bulle BlockBangerz. This special type of match up will end with the losing battler in a casket and buried on the spot. We recently caught up with the G.O.A.T of K.O.T.D Bulle BlockBangerz and he had this to say "Genocide dawg ? Really ? Dawg team is in the fuckin building Dawg team is in the fuckin building Gully host Dawg!" Didn't really make much sense to us, however we're sure he's "pumpied" up for the battle. This should make for a very entertaining showdown October 29th in Toronto.
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