Counterfeit Harley Dildo attachments may cause injury
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Every Harley Davidson owner knows how much better their bikes are compared to their Jap Scrapper counterparts and nothing makes a Harley stand out from the rest like genuine high quality bolt on Harley Davidson licensed parts. A recent undercover investigation has found that alot of these parts are not made in the USA and the findings are shocking as it turns out the number one attachment, the 7" seat dildo, is a known counterfeit knock off riddled with many defects and can actually break off and become stuck in the colon. The second most popular attachments are the dick twister handle bar grips, while they do a great job doubling as a cock extention our research shows they are too small to function properly and the latex doesn't grip the 1" handlebars and ends up sliding off the bars, possibly due to the internal lube from the factory.
While it's easy to blow off a broken off seat dildo in the rectum as some sort of John Wayne type swagger we are told the embarrassment of paying top dollar for high priced parts that break off prematurely are enough to make the Duke himself cry in disbelief. In a recent interview a group of men who own Harleys were asked why buy a Harley just to then buy overpriced low quality products that could have been added at the factory for a fraction of price the most common answer was "you have to ride a Harley with a dildo attachment to understand.... it's just MORE bike". When told that answer made no sense the response was "Exactly".
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