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RCMP Acted on a call made in Portage la prairie on October 18th 2016 where Woman age 20 of Portage La praire was taken to custody for two accounts of alleged assault,two accounts of attempted murder took six police officers to take down the woman Police stat that the ordeal happened around 9:40 pm on 18th street n.w where the woman had assaulted a few neigbours at around 8:30 pm the woman was also at a near by Restruant located on 2280 Saskatchewan Ave N.W called Burgur King where two employees where almost murdered lastnight due to messing up an order placing two pulled pork meals in her Whopper meal order Thats when the Woman got mad and stomped her feet back to 18th street in anger fearing the neighbourhood Tommorow the Woman aged 20 is being Released Cochrane, Delma Lousie Alice, Brown hair Eye color Brown Height 5'8 is facing chages on the alleged assault and Attempted murder and No contact order with the victums with a Promise to Apear in provincal court in Portage la prairie Please beware of this devistating woman could be dangerous to the public www. fox.news.ca.org
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