Baby Who Flopped At Birth Found 25 Years Later
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Brooklyn — The baby Who was suppose to be born on February 20 1991, an Event that left Doctors and Family members Shocked Scared and Confused Finally Appears 25 years later.
Rossini Williams, The Baby Now Man has finally appeared. We sat with Ronnete Williams who appeared to be in sudden disbelief of the Appearance of her Son. When asked how did she feel she responded "it feels like a weight has been lifted off of me, to be giving birth and the doctors telling me ma'am there's is no child in here, is something no mother wants to hear"
She also added that "Rossini is in good health and appears to have no harm done to him in his 25 years absence"
When we sat down with Williams we asked him "Why, why flop on your birth with so many people expecting you to come out, why?"
William replied "Something came up that I had to take care of, and I couldn't make it"
He also added that he made plans to appear on his 24 birthdays but things kept coming up.
After the interview we set up an On air interview for Channell 12 New Brooklyn but Williams Flopped. We haven't seen or heard from him Again
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