Local selfie model discovered by America's next top model recruiters involved in nude selfie scandal
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Model and self made selfie photographer Maria Brown, currently of Minneapolis, MN, was recruited for reality TV show America's next top model 2017. The young artist is originally from Naytahwaush, MN, an indigenous community deep in the heart of Northern Minnesota. Selfie photography has been a long time passion for the bright young rising star. Recruiters from the show discovered her through some of her latest work and we're simply obsessed with her work.
It was a dream come true for the young model/photographer, she was scheduled to leave and stay on location for the filming of this seasons America's next top model, everything was going according to plan ....
But heartbreak soon struck when she left her unlocked mobile device in a dressing room for an on location photo shoot.
One of the shows wardrobe staff was curious about Maria's renowned selfie collection and couldn't stop herself from taking the chance to exam the famous photos herself. What she discovered instead was pure heartbreak.
Upon opening the device the staff member was quite shocked to discover an absurd collection of nudes, clearly not actual selfies, scattered throughout the young photographers photo collection. "So many genitals, and so obviously taken by another, obviously not selfie photography, but something far darker. I just couldn't believe my eyes, I immediately brought it to the shows production staff" Wardrobe staffer and obvious tattle-tale.
Insofar photographer Maria Brown has yet to make a statement and when contacted insisted that she had no knowledge of the massive collection of others nude non-selfies found on her mobile device, except to say, maybe the staffer found and planted the nudes.
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