Man 36,was found tied up, gagged and hungry In Regina north west
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A 36 year old man was found at a north west residence of Regina after a neighbour and said they had not seen the man for a few days and heard crying and screams coming from the garage. When emergency personnel found him he was in rough shape. Constable goodwirth said he's never seen something quite like this. The man was tied to a hair dressing chair without a feast in front of him that he was unable to reach. By the malnutrition no dehydration we suspect he had been there for several days. Once he was ungagged he was able to tell his story. HIS beautiful wife was slaving away in the kitchen while taking care of their four children when the husband came into the kitchen and said "awwww kd did hot dogs again" the wife ignored his ignorance and kept on. After supper the wife fed the babies and cleaned up the older kids while he cleared something dishes to on top of the oven. The wife was fed up and had made several comments over the last five months that the dishwasher is where dirty dishes go, not the cupboard. After getting the kids washed up and ready for bedtimes she started on the dishes; apparently the husband stood over the wife and said that's not how it goes in the dishwasher. NOw you can imagine what happened next leading to this gruesome discovery. No charges will be laid against the woman.
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