Warrant Out For Attempted Burglary
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On a typical Friday night neighbors report over hearing a loud scuffle in the Greenvalley Ranch Neighborhood off of 56th Ave Tower Road. A neighbor claims they seen a man and one other man dressed in all balck approaching the victims house from the backyard. Moments after claims to hear gunshots, then discovers that the two suspects tried entering the victims home. We spoke to the suspects mother and loved ones and this is what they had to say. "The crazy thing about this, is that I'd never expect anything like this from him. He's never been the type to get into anything crazy like this, He's a bright young man who I'm sure just got caught up in some non sense ... wrong place at the wrong time, it's not like him to act this way, but I'm very scared for him." says the suspects family and loved ones. According to police they don't have any further leads at the moment, The incident occurred October 7 at approximately 7:15pm One of the suspect goes by the nickname (Arose) about 5'7 125 ponds, and we don't have any information on the second suspect. if you have any information on or about the suspects please call police immediately. These suspects may still very well be armed and dangerous.
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