Man accused of attempted murder
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Man charged with attempted murder against his wife after she discovered that he had been cheating behind her back. According to the victim, she suspected that he had been cheating after she saw a hickey on his neck. She did not confront her husband but went through his phone while he was asleep only to find out he was cheating...WITH A MAN!!! The victim says she was in shock that it wasn't just one man, but multiple men! She then asked her husband about it and even laughed at him, that's when he reached for a wooden spoon and tried to kill her. He began to get angry when she started to make remarks like, "gay ass nigga" "le gusta duro por el culo" "that's why you liked dropping the soap in county", he then became even more aggressive towards her and he reached for a banana and she then said "you gonna put that up your ass too" the victim ran to a neighbors home where she called HPD. Suspect is on the loose, and no we do not mean loose from the ass or do we?? Stay updated for further information.
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