He goes by the name flynpaid you may now him as Chrisboom
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Local Dominican Chris was on his way to work, as he made a stop on a red light; he was approached by two big women who goes by the name sugar pop and Marsha. Who pleaded for a ride claiming to be in danger. Chris immediately allowed them in. Sugar pop sat in the front passenger seat while Marsha sat in the seat directly behind Chris. As he pulled off sugar pop started to rub on her breast. While Marsha pulled a knife out placing it around Chris's throat. Marsha whispered in his ear keep driving don't make any funny moves. Sugar pop makes her way towards his pants. Chris shouts Bitch what the fuck are you doing! She yells back nigga you know you want this here sugar! The young man known as flynpaid couldn't resist this hand grenade of a woman and let's her take control. When sugar pop was done giving Chris that boom boom. Marsha whispers in his ear, she has H.I.V now you do too. Chris went into a rage shouting and cursing going from Spanish to English. Marsha pull the knife back out Chris clams down. Sugar pop tells him you should of resisted temptation more. He hurls himself towards sugar pop choking her viciously. Marsh begins to stave him multiple times on the back. Sugar manages to escape his death hold. Running out the car screaming and shouting rape. Marsha leaps out the car screaming help ! help ! someone help us please! Chris speeds away feeling this story was going to be one sided with authorities. He begins to reach speeds above 100 mph. At that moment he thought to himself "my life is over" as he saw incoming traffic coming he flings his car door open. Throwing his body into the coming traffic, dying on impact. Moral of the story don't be like Chris. Chris couldn't resist the hand grenades. Be like the innocent by stander who made this story up and just wasted your time.
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